CRAZY CATTLE 3D

The Ultimate Sheep Battle Royale

Don't let the name fool you — these aren't cattle, they're EXPLOSIVE SHEEP!

Ready to become the last sheep standing in the internet's most surprising viral hit? Released in April 2025, this physics-based battle royale has taken the gaming world by storm with its perfect 5-star rating and passionate community.

PURE CHAOS, PURE FUN

In Crazy Cattle 3D, you don't need guns or resources — just masterful control of your woolly warrior. Launch yourself across diverse landscapes, build momentum, and send your opponents flying off cliffs or into deadly hazards. Every match delivers unexpected moments that will have you laughing out loud while furiously plotting your next move.

FEATURES THAT MAKE THE FLOCK GO WILD

Physics-Based Mayhem: Control your sheep with precision as you slide, bounce, and crash through the arena
Global Battlegrounds: Fight across stunning environments from Ireland's rolling hills to Iceland's volcanic terrain
Perfect for Any Schedule: Complete matches in about 30 minutes — perfect for quick sessions or marathon gaming
Pure Skill: No upgrades or advantages — success depends entirely on your mastery of movement
Constant Comedy: The unpredictable physics engine creates moments of hilarity that keep players coming back

HOW TO JOIN THE MADNESS

Play Online Now

Visit https://crazy-cattle3d.art/ to play directly in your browser!

CONTROLS

WASD: Movement
Mouse: Direction control
Spacebar: Activate special abilities

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

For the best experience, we recommend:

Intel Core i5 or equivalent
8GB RAM
Modern browser (for online play)
Stable internet connection

Note: Low-end devices may experience lag or missing textures

COMING SOON

The community has spoken, and we're listening! Stay tuned for these highly-requested features:

Multiplayer mode
Mobile version
New maps and challenges

JOIN THE COMMUNITY

Follow the creator @4nn4t4t on X for the latest updates and join our growing flock of players sharing their wildest moments!

WHAT PLAYERS ARE SAYING

"A once-in-a-century game! I never thought watching sheep crash into each other could be so addictive!" — itch.io user

"It's like Goat Simulator meets Fall Guys with a battle royale twist. Pure genius!" — Community review

"I was supposed to be working but spent three hours mastering the perfect sheep launch instead. No regrets." — Steam player

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and temporary addiction to sheep-based combat.

CRAZY CATTLE 3D — WHERE THE WOOL FLIES AND ONLY ONE SHEEP SURVIVES!